The Cove Philosopher’s Club
A recent study has shown that nowhere in the world is there a greater concentration of philosophers than in Cove Bay. The study, carried out by Meikle Wartle Analytica on data farmed from social media has indicated the Cove Bay ranks number one in the world for great thinkers. A collegiate of people who ponder and profess on life’s great questions. Question’s such as, “Far’s the ice cream van?” “Fit time dis Wee China open?” and “Fa’s bin rinnin through ma front gairden agin?” hold no fear for the residents of this isolated fishing community here on the sun drenched shores of the North East.
Local philosopher and lobster monger Freud McFreudson said, “I believe it’s a combination of the sea air and Baker George McGeorgeson’s ‘special’ Sunday bannocks that give the people of Cove the philosophical edge over their counter parts in other trendier locals, such as Torry”
Local youth were heard to comment, “It wisnae is – honest!”